if you dont imagine what it’d be like waking up next to Niall and hearing his groggy morning voice and his super thick accent, scooting closer to him so he can wrap his arms around you and kiss your forehead. i don’t know what you’re doing.
i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”
U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK
ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC
why don’t birds ever shut up i bet they’re talking about me
maybe she’s barn with it
maybe it’s neighbelline
that horse has nicer hair than me
Person: it's just a TV show.
Me: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING TV SHOW.